Celebrity Cold Lampin'!

As the craze of Cold Lampin' sweeps the nation, I've had numerous eager
volunteers across this fair land send me examples of their efforts to further
the cause. Well... actually I have only gotten one email from my sister's roomate,
Lil' Kim, but her photographic documentation is commendable.


Here Hollywood Hendrickson gives the "Get-a-load-of-this-fuggin-guy" finger
to Little Sister... who Cold Lamps with a vengeance... as Big Brother and Taryn
(sp?) stare nobly off into the distance. Strong work by all involved.


Here Tarin (sp?) and Lil' Kim demonstrate some high quality Cold Lampin' while
decked out in green to celebrate St. Paddy's Day. Bonus points go to Lil' Kim for
the raised eyebrow, a flourish which I myself have been trying to incorporate into
poses.


Hollywood represents the Mother F****** East Side!


Big Brother slyly drops a finger on Ken. But before you scroll down, prepare
yourself for what arguably may be the best picture to grace this humble blog.
Here Little sister and Big Brother bag the most difficult of Cold Lampin' shots...






...a celebrity Lampin!!! Noice! Here Dave Cieslewicz, the beloved mayor of
Madison, WI, gets totally schooled by my little sister.

This picture is so right in so many ways.

Look how non-chalantly Ellen busts a combo move (both cold lampin' and get-
a-loading at once) on a completely non-suspecting Mayor Dave. Apparently Joe
was giving the honorable Mayor a "get-a-load" finger but the drunken cameraman
framed it out. I don't think I've ever been prouder of my sibs.


I should say that I love Mayor Dave. He is a great guy... progressive... honest...
friendly... and doing a good job keeping Madison a great place to live. I used to
ride the #19 bus to the Hospital during medical school, and every morning Mayor
Dave would hop on and ride up to work at city hall. He would sit down and strike
up a conversation with whomever was next to him, fielding comments about city
politics, criticisms about policies, and suggestions for things he should try to work
for. A total dude... despite the fact that he got schooled by my little sister on St.
Patrick's Day.